HIK. TEH GMAILS HAVE BANNOD ME THAENKS TO MY POSTRING ON OTHER SITES THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE GAY BUT ARE PROBABLEY GAY THANEKS TO MI SAYING WHAT I LIEK. LOOK, I AEM MIEK TEH MUMMY, I GIT DRUNK AEND SAY STUFF, BUT IT IS ALL FUN RIET? IT IZ GOOD? ANEWAYS I AM GOING TO PLA THE AD&D WITH SOEM GUYS BUT THEIY WANTED ME TO BE A MOENSTER OR SOEM SHIT. LOOK, I EM A NORMEL. SOEMTIMES I LIEK BRAINES OR SOEMTING BUT USUELLY I TRY TO BE NOREMAL. SO JUST LEAVE ME BEE. DO NOT BAN MI ACCOUNTZ AND HAITE BECAUSE I AM TEH MUMMY. I HAEVE FEELINGS AND I CRY. I AM NOT SOMETIMES A MONSTER. I AM AN OK GUI. PLEESE REMAMBER THAT. BYEK.

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No siht?!

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,
it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,
the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

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I knew it!

Everyone knew it...

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HAIR = MAGIC

A great WIZARD named Nostradamus once predicted everything. Then he died on the shitter of a broken heart. Let us examine his more ambiguous prophecies:

"A great sea of information...every third island...a boob..." The internet!

"Small galaxies of peppermint...as fresh as spring rain..." Mentos!

"The tyrant overthrows the miniscule...the populous jeers..." Midget bowling!

"The Rock of Gibraltar breaks...into smaller pieces...their eyes become black..." Crack Cocaine!

"God it itches...and that odor...need to see a doctor... WTF!

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HELLOK

ME OUTR ON TEH TOWN!

HELLOK I AEM MIKE AN I LIEK TO HANG WITH TH ELAIDES AND OLD ENGLESH!
I AM PLENANING TO JOIN COLLEKGE I THE FALL TO STUDY SOMETING>
IF YOU AR A LADY AN WOULKD LIKE TO MEETR PLEAS MAIL MY E MAIL AND JAOSN WILL HELP MEW TO CHECK IKT. HE ASKED ME TO WRIET STORIEZ ON THIS WEBPAGE SIET BECUZ HE SAID THEYU ARE FUNNE. WELLL! HEAR GOES!

YEASTERDAY I WAS WALKIENG TO TEH STOP-N-GO TO BIY SCRATCH OFF AENDF FORTIEZ ANKD WAS STOPED BY AN OLD MAN WHOE LOOKD LIEK A NIGHTMAER BUT IN THE DAY ASKIENG FOR MUNNY. I DIEDNT HAVE ENOF FOR HIM ANKD MY OLD ENGLESH AND MY SCRATH OFF BUT I SAED IF MY TIEKET WON ID BY HIM AN ME BOTH ANOTHAR TIKET. WELL, IT DIED AND I BOUT HIM ON. MY OTHARE TIKET LOST BUT HE WON 20 DOLERS WITH HIS!@!@# HE THEN GAVE ME 10 DOLERS AND I WALKED HOEM BUT GOET MUGGOD NAD LOST MI 40 ANDK MY 10 DOLERS@! SHIET!

SOEM DAYS I JEST CANTR WINK. . . .... . .. .

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In local news...

Fucking Right.

Quote: "Mary Jones loves to have fun. You can tell by the Disney Goofy hat she wears."

This is why I read the local newspaper.

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