A great WIZARD named Nostradamus once predicted everything. Then he died on the shitter of a broken heart. Let us examine his more ambiguous prophecies:
"A great sea of information...every third island...a boob..." The internet!
"Small galaxies of peppermint...as fresh as spring rain..." Mentos!
"The tyrant overthrows the miniscule...the populous jeers..." Midget bowling!
"The Rock of Gibraltar breaks...into smaller pieces...their eyes become black..." Crack Cocaine!
"God it itches...and that odor...need to see a doctor... WTF!
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